Ten Most Wanted

CIA, YK ja Dolts Dancers ovat jälleen julkaisseet uuden "Most Wanted"-listansa.

10) Janne Johannes Särmäkari alias "The Carpet Rider". Likes to sit on his poor hapless victims and shift the guilt of his hideous crimes to the innocent. Destroyed Johanna's life.

9) Elli Valtonen alias "The Nazi Fascist". Renowned dog snatcher. Extremely jealous. Destroyed Johanna's life.

8) Jenny the Rumarilli alias "Ylioppilaskylän Omistaja". Wears hideous spectacles and isn't at all as slim as the Princess. Destroyed Johanna's life.

7) Jasminae Tukiainen alias "The Peeved Tinkerbell". Juvenile and supremely annoying copy cat, won't honour their firstborn daughter. Destroyed Johanna's life.

6) Mia Oksanen alias "The Mänidzer". Collects rotting rat carcasses and serves inferior after shave. Destroyed Johanna's life.

5) Tepa and Köpä aka "The Gypsy Comedy Duo". Won't marry the Princess. Destroyed Johanna's life.

4) Juha Immone alias "The Gay Barber" aka "Lip Boy". Still gay. Even though he promised he'd stop being and marry the Princess. Destroyed Johanna's life.

3) Mika Lahtonen alias "The Perslävi". Editor-in-chief of Smile Magazine, notoriously stingy with hotel breakfasts. Destroyed Johanna's life.

2) Aerto Länsman alias "The Toothless Carp". Often went AWOL and habitually disappeared into the Rock. Very poor singer. Destroyed Johanna's life.

1) The Garden Gnomeo alias "Magic Mike". Former Superhero and distinguished nemesis of organized glam crime who went bad. Extremely photogenic. Destroyed Johanna's life.

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